Shoreline Seniors Golf Club

A Member of the NCGA and USGA

PGA Pro: Joe DeBode 2940 N. Shoreline Blvd Mountain View CA 94043

Pro Shop 650-903-GOLF

President: Dick McLeod  VP: Larry Peck  Treasurer: Bruce Fujikawa  Secretary: Mike Anderson

Tournament Chairmen: Sid Cantwell/Stuart Matheson Newsletter: Jim Wilson

Website: www.shorelineseniorsgolfclub.org  Club email: shorelinesenior@yahoo.com

 

May 2008

 

May Tournament Schedule

 

Monday     May 5th           Eclectic

Monday     May 12th         Eclectic

Monday     May 19th         Low Net

Thursday  May 29th         Better Ball Twosome

 

Greens Superintendent’s Update

 

Migratory Bird Management:

 

Jack Smith informed the Committee that he attended the State Fish and Game Commission meeting in Bodega Bay. There were two other people besides Jack who spoke in favor of amending the state regulation in order to allow addling of Geese Eggs. The Commission will vote at their May meeting.

 

The committee was informed that a proposal from Jones and Stokes, an environmental consulting firm, is forthcoming. The proposal will outline an approach that the City can use to identify potential solutions, permitting and compliance requirements, pros and cons of each solution and a cost estimate. An update will be given at the May meeting.

 

Jack informed the Committee members that staff also researched the possibility of using a reproductive inhibitor called Ovocontrol. An application was sent to U.S. Fish and Wildlife Services. A letter was received stating that at this time, the USFWS does not have California Department of Fish and Game concurrence for use of Ovocontrol,.

 

The Committee was informed that staff has been working with two new volunteers with dogs for site aversion. PG  Dogs will also be scheduled to work this spring and fall.

 

Superintendent’s Update:

 

Steve advised the Committee that aerification will be scheduled for the fairways once all the coots have left. Bids were received for the cart path for the 13th hole and the work will be scheduled to be completed by the end of May. The installation of the Bridge at hole 4 has not been scheduled. Steve also mentioned that a low spot between 10 and 11 will be filled once the bank stabilization is completed along the tenth fairway.

 

Questions from Committee Members:

 

Harry asked Steve why the plugs at Shoreline are bigger than at some other courses.  Steve explained the difference between the type of hole that is made at Shoreline and smaller ones at other courses that are being made by a new aerification machine. There is a company that a course can contract with to have its aerification done by this new machine. The bird damage that was caused this winter called for the use of larger tines to allow over seeding and sand to fill the holes.

Harry also asked about the activity at the fill area along side Shoreline just inside the gate. Jack explained that it is being used for dirt and rock storage for the recycled water project that is taking place at night.

Jim mentioned to Steve to please pass on his comments to staff for the great work they did on 13 and 16.

 

June BBQ

 

Monday, June 30th is the annual Golf/BBQ day. Mark your calendars now. A sign up form is available below and separately on the web site and will be available for pickup at the Monday tournaments.

 

Villa Siena Benefit—May 30, 2008

Eighth annual golf tournament and barbecue, Friday, May 30, 2008 at Shoreline Golf Links, 2940 North Shoreline Blvd., Mountain View.  This event benefits Villa Siena, a residential care facility for the elderly, located at 1855 Miramonte Avenue, Mountain View.  Entry fee of $150 includes green fee, cart, coffee and donuts, box lunch and an evening barbecue on the Villa Siena grounds.  Cost for the barbecue only is $30.

For more information and registration form, call the Villa Siena Foundation at (650) 961-6484, e-mail vsfound@pacbell.net or visit the Villa Siena webpage at www.villa-siena.org.

 

Golf Truisms

 

Only Real Golfers Understand This


 
Don't buy a putter until you've had a chance to throw it.


Never try to keep more than 300 separate thoughts in your mind during your swing.


When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.



If you're afraid a full shot might reach the green while the foursome ahead of you is still putting

you have two options: you can immediately shank a lay-up or you can wait until the green is clear and top a ball halfway there.


 
The less skilled the player, the more likely he is to share his ideas about the golf swing.


 
No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse.


The inevitable result of any golf lesson is the instant elimination of the one critical unconscious motion that allowed you to compensate for all of your many other errors.
 

If it ain't broke, try changing your grip.
 

Everyone replaces his divot after a perfect approach shot.
 

A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponents' luck.

It is surprisingly easy to hole a fifty foot putt . . . for a 10.


 
Counting on your opponent to inform you when he breaks a rule is like expecting him to make fun of his own haircut.
 

Nonchalant putts count the same as chalant putts.
 

It's not a gimme if you're still away.
 

There are two kinds of bounces; unfair bounces and bounces just the way you meant to play it.
 

You can hit a two acre fairway 10% of the time and a two inch branch 90% of the time.
 

The shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes directly through the center of a very large tree.
 

If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age.
 

Since bad shots come in groups of three, a fourth bad shot is actually the beginning of the next group of three.
 

When you look up, causing an awful shot, you will always look down again at exactly the moment when you ought to start watching the ball if you ever want to see it again.


 

Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe.
 

If you want to hit a 7 iron as far as Tiger Woods does, simply try to lay up just short of a water hazard.
 

To calculate the speed of a player's downswing, multiply the speed of his back-swing by his handicap;   i.e., back-swing 20 mph, handicap 15, downswing = 300 mph.
 

There are two things you can learn by stopping your back-swing at the top and checking the position of your hands: how many hands you have, and which one is wearing the glove.
 

Hazards attract; fairways repel.
 

You can put a draw on the ball, you can put a fade on the ball, but no golfer can put a straight on the ball.
 

A ball you can see in the rough from 50 yards away is not yours.

 

If there is a ball on the fringe and a ball in the bunker, your ball is in the bunker. If both balls are in the bunker, yours is in the footprint.
 

It's easier to get up at 6:00 AM to play golf than at 10:00 to mow the lawn.
 

Sometimes it seems as though your cup moveth over.
 

A good drive on the 18th hole has stopped many a golfer from giving up the game.
 

Golf is the perfect thing to do on Sunday because you always end up having to pray a lot.
 

A good golf partner is one who's always slightly worse than you are...that's why I get so many calls to play with friends. 
 

That rake by the sand trap is there for golfers who feel guilty about skipping out on lawn work.
 

If there's a storm rolling in, you'll be having the game of your life.
 

Golf balls are like eggs. They're white. They're sold by the dozen. And you need to buy fresh ones each week.
 

A pro-shop gets its name from the fact that you have to have the income of a professional golfer to buy anything in there.
 

It's amazing how a golfer who never helps out around the house will replace his divots, repair his ball marks, and rake his sand traps.


 

If your opponent has trouble remembering whether he shot a six or a seven, he probably shot an eight (or worse).
 

You probably wouldn't look good in a green jacket anyway! A sweatshirt will do just fine.
 

It takes longer to learn to be a good golfer than it does to become a brain surgeon.  On the other hand, you don't get to ride around on a cart, drink beer, eat hot dogs and flatulate if you are performing brain surgery.

 

 

June BBQ Sign-Up Form Below

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

June BBQ Sign-Up Form

 

 
 
SHORELINE SENIORS
 
Annual Member-Guest Golf and Barbeque
 
MONDAY JUNE 30, 2008
 
FOUR-MAN SCRAMBLE
CARTS MANDATORY
Coffee and Rolls at 7:00 am
 
SIGNUP DEADLINE JUNE 23
 
Lunch--Noon at Michael’s Shoreline
Non-playing members invited for BBQ (n/c)
 
RESERVATION: Cost includes golf, cart, prizes and BBQ.
 
 
Cost:     Member        Guest       Volunteer
    $41           $51         $10
 
Freq. Player $17
 
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Make check payable to Shoreline Seniors GC
Mail to Frank Frankhauser, 1060 Laureles Dr. 
Los Altos,CA 94022
 
For more information call Frank at 650-948-7432.